The "horrible menace" consisted of King Zarkon, Lotor, and a witch named Haggar, who literally made up monsters to attack the planet Arus (which
Voltron defends). This made for a nice "monster-of-the-day" format for the episodes. The Voltron team would first attempt to fight the monster as individual lions. But when the monster proves to be too strong, the lions combine together in a stock animation sequence of them connecting to each other, coupled with the following cheesy dialogue:
Activate interlock! Dynotherms connected! Infracells up! Mega thrusters are go! LET'S GO VOLTRON FORCE! Form feet and legs! Form arms and torso! And, I'll form the head!
The team would then proceed to teach the monster not to fuck with Voltron, usually through "forming blazing sword" and cutting him up with it.
After a number of episodes, the story suddenly changed--nothing changed in the plot according to Optimus Prime's narration, but--what the fuck, where is Voltron? And what's with the cars and planes and shit? I watched ahead, thinking it was only a temporary replacement or a backup robot or something, but the lion Voltron never reappeared.
This is what I meant when I said "a couple of unrelated cartoons from Japan": it was indeed a different show, no longer
Hyakujuu-oh GoLion, but
Armored Fleet Dairugger XV, which involved a team of explorers. In the
Voltron storyline, they were supposed to explore the universe for new places because the planets under the Galaxy Alliance have become overpopulated. I tried watching it, and when they formed the giant robot, it looked really ugly. Well actually it looked okay, it's just the feet that bothered me:
The universe ain't no roller rink, buddy.
Attention span being short as it was when I was a child (not like it's any longer now anyway), I stopped watching the show. I was completely alienated by this new, rollerskating robot hero. (Spoilers: I watched it anyway during one of the reruns).
Perhaps this explains why the third Voltron never saw the light of day: no one was interested in a Voltron that wasn't formed by 5 lions. The third one looked even worse; I heard it didn't take off even in Japan. It got cancelled along with the entire Voltron show, because nothing can replace the original one.
There have been attempts to revive the original Voltron in newer shows, in glorious three-dimensional CG (the show was appropriately subtitled "
The Third Dimension"). I was not interested in it because
Beast Wars left a bad taste in my mouth, but I heard it wasn't received well either.
Voltron is undoubtedly one of my favorite cartoon shows even up to now, decades after the first TV run. So when I heard there was going to be a movie based on the show, I almost came. I just hope they do it properly somehow; I wasn't exactly satisfied by the new
Transformers movie, and I wouldn't want it to look like
Power Rangers. One thing that worries me is that, in the series, "forming blazing sword" almost always looks like a last-resort type of thing. Realistically, however, this attack seems to be the quickest path to victory, and any rational being would try to end the battle as quickly as possible. However, if Voltron "forms blazing sword" too early, then there would be no show to watch. If the movie is going to go for a realistic look then this might be a problem...I wonder how they are going to address this.
I just really, really hope they don't mess it up...and more robot action, please. Learn from the (mistakes of the) Transformers movie, whoever's directing the Voltron movie.
By the way, if you didn't notice that I called Voltron "Robert" earlier, then you have ADD and your mom stinks of raw fish. : (